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I was outside a New York hotel the other day and this woman was very heavily pregnant. We got chatting because she loved the show and I asked her when the baby was due. She told me she was having a boy but didn’t know what to call him or what would go with her surname, Nathan. She asked me what my name was, because she only knew me as Jon Snow, and when I told her, we both looked at each other and said, ‘Kit Nathan!’ She called her husband over and they decided there and then that’s what they’d call the baby. I was like, wicked. But for evermore this little guy will have to say his parents called him Kit because they met this random douchebag actor who then disappeared without a trace… (x)

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CAN’T STOP ‘TIL THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS MY NAME

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

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dontneedyourheroact:

shout out to natalie dormer and nicki minaj for both walking a fine line between ‘ethereal princess’ and ‘otherworldly predator’